Thinking Of Yugos

Q: What's on pages 4-5 of the Yugo user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedules.

Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Yugo with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A: Half fill it with gasoline.

Q: What to you call a Yugo with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.

Q: What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire? A: A write off.

Customer: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Yugo please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."